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I realized something was genuinely wrong with The Super Mario Galaxy Movie about 30 minutes in: I hadn’t laughed even once. My audience of around 15 people, including a few families, was dead silent as well. The guy sitting behind me, a Nintendo fan decked out in Mario gear, was so bored he fell asleep. Sure, this is made for kids, but as a Nintendo devotee myself, and someone who has to watch a ton of children’s films on repeat, even the Despicable Me films are more entertaining. 

To be fair, there’s the pretense of a plot: Koopa Jr. and Peach are on parallel tracks to reconnect with a sense of family, in their own ways. But the movie leaps from scene to scene joylessly, with no sense of storytelling or characterization, glued together by the “oh I remember that guy”-ness of empty corporate nostalgia. It’s even less of a movie than the previous Pratt-led popcorn flick. 

Luigi, Yoshi, Mario and Toad in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

Take the discovery of Yoshi, which takes place early in the film. Mario and Luigi just find him in a cave and he immediately becomes part of the crew, no questions asked. There’s a brief creative sequence where Yoshi wreaks havoc in the real world, but it’s far too short. Yoshi’s got plot duties to fulfill, after all! He’s the perfect sidekick, with no desires of his own and the bare minimum of characterization (thanks to Donald Glover’s voice, oddly enough. Dude’s got range!)

I argued that the first Mario film felt a bit too safe, but at least it had a few moments to shine: Like an early side-scrolling sequence, and Jack Black’s endearingly musical take on Koopa. The only truly inventive sequence in this movie involves Star Fox’s Fox McCloud, voiced with just the right dose of attitude by current Hollywood “it guy” Glen Powell. He briefly recounts his story in anime form, and yes, he does a barrel roll or two. 

Bowser Jr. and Bowser in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.

Now it doesn’t make much sense why Fox is actually in the film, but a few half-hearted fight sequences throughout makes it seem like Nintendo is setting up an eventual Avengers-style Smash Bros. movie. What better way to cram in even more characters and references! Isn’t that what franchise filmmaking is all about? 

I’d like to think Nintendo and its collaborators can do better. This is a company known for the thoughtfulness of its game designs, for delivering quirky and inventive player experiences and for not always following the competition. None of that applies to The Super Mario Galaxy Movie. There’s little in the way of creativity. It barely respects the audience’s time. And it is, in every sense, just following the More, Louder, Busier playbook for unfocused franchise sequels. 

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie is so soulless, it makes me worried about the upcoming Legend of Zelda film (which at least has a far more respectable creative team). Sure, it’s  hard to expect genuine cinema from a Mario film. But we live in an era of great kids movies – Pixar’s Hoppers was an absolute hoot wrapped in an environmentalist message; The Lego Movie (and its sequel and side stories) manage to deliver both laughs and heart. Kids deserve better than an empty sequel moneygrab.

This article originally appeared on Engadget at https://www.engadget.com/entertainment/tv-movies/the-super-mario-galaxy-movie-is-a-black-hole-of-entertainment-154406362.html?src=rss 

Amid Microsoft’s hacking and slashing of its Xbox division, you wouldn’t be crazy for thinking State of Decay 3 was dead. After all, the title was announced nearly six years ago, and, well, we haven’t heard much since. But the survival game is still in the pipeline, and developer Undead Labs will hold a series of playtests beginning in May.

In the announcement, franchise co-creator Brant Fitzgerald emphasized the role of community input in the game’s continued development. “We’ve read your feedback on Discord, we’ve watched your gameplay clips and livestreams on YouTube,” he said. “It became clear that community is survival — and that we need your help.”

The Alpha playtests will include four-player co-op, new base building and resource strategies and plenty of combat. “If scavenging supplies in the middle of a zombie outbreak sounds fun to you, then grab your ruck, pack some mags and head over to our website to find more information and register for a chance to be included in the Alpha,” Fitzgerald said.

Assuming it eventually launches, State of Decay 3 will be available for Xbox and PC. You can sign up for the playtest on the game’s website. Undead Labs warned that not everyone will be selected for the first round, but they’ll keep your names on the list for future opportunities later this year.

This article originally appeared on Engadget at https://www.engadget.com/gaming/xbox/much-like-the-games-zombies-state-of-decay-3-is-somehow-still-alive-170709155.html?src=rss 

For a 50-year-old company, Apple remains pretty hip and nimble. This week, Devindra and Senior Reporter Igor Bonifacic dive into Apple’s big birthday, the state of the company today and what the next 50 years could bring. It remains one of the few PC companies that’s still firmly committed to the idea of personal computing. Also, we celebrate the successful launch of NASA’s Artemis II mission, which will bring us back to the Moon (but just for a close look).

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Apple at 50: Why it’s still all about personal computing – 1:16

Artemis II is safely on its way to the moon, but they’re having problems with Outlook – 37:48

SpaceX files for the largest IPO ever, what’s driving their hopes for a 1.75 Trillion valuation? – 40:52

Another Starlink satellite broke up in orbit, the second in 6 months – 47:21

Anthropic accidentally leaked source code for Claude Code – 52:17

FCC issues ban on all foreign-made WiFi routers – 57:18

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Working On – 1:07:18

Pop culture picks – 1:08:20 

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Hosts : Devindra Hardawar and Igor Bonifacic
Producer: Ben Ellman
Music: Dale North and Terrence O’Brien

This article originally appeared on Engadget at https://www.engadget.com/computing/engadget-podcast-how-apple-keeps-redefining-personal-computing-at-50-122121591.html?src=rss